Well today the dream has been realized. While scrolling a favorite website, thechive.com, I came upon this little wonder.
As I'm sure all of you are hoping at this point, that the menorah shoots flames, that I cannot say. But look at that guy! He is totally the super Jew envisioned by none other than my brother.
Of course now that this idea exists, it cannot be an original one. Which would technically disqualify him from the tournament, seeing as our criteria was clear in needing to be something that you came up with, and does not exist in the known world. So it pains me to say, but Joe you have been retroactively booted from the competition that you lost out of in the first round.
For more Chive goodness, which I recommend highly, visit here http://thechive.com/2012/04/30/these-people-exist-on-our-planet-earth-30-photos/. This is the gallery where I found "The Jew" immortalized.