Zero Scouts


Send all entries to dividedbyzeropod@gmail.com or @DB0_Podcast!

Before you do anything, please take the time to contact us and get your first badge. Details directly below.


Member:
Request membership via email, dividedbyzeropod@gmail.com, to be added to the Zero Scouts.

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Now that you have that taken care of, ON WITH THE FUN! We want to harbor a relationship with our listeners, and what better way to do that than demand ridiculous stuff from them? Below are the merit badges currently available to earn in the Zero Scouts. Earn enough and there may be some prizes in it for you. Who doesn't like free stuff?

This of course is if we get enough participation, so spread the word! We love games, you love games, let's play!
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Personal Photos:
You and your best friend.
You in a public bathroom.
You scolding a puppy.
You showing some DB0 love.
A picture of what it looks like outside your bedroom window.
You before and after a haircut.

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Water Sports:
Prove your proficiency in taking to the water. Rafting, canoeing, surfing, show us how you get wet.

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Party Hard:
The whole DB0 crew can party with the best of them. You want in? Prove you can hang! Send us photos and a little story of a legendary party time.


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Danger Zone:
Send us a photo of you in the midst of something dangerous. We want to see it, but we aren't liable if you're dumb and hurt yourself in the process. That's on you buddy.


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Fan Fiction:
Write a story about the show/hosts in any style you choose, raunchy is appreciated. Keep it around 1000 words. Especially good ones might make it on the show.

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Haiku Time:
In the spirit of season three, write a haiku for each host. Flattery is appreciated but not encouraged.

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Super Hero Wannabe:
In the spirit of season two, create your own super hero. Email your name, power, and a picture of your hero.

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Scott Story:
Since our listeners don't know Scott personally, most anyway, create a fictional story that we can attribute to the legend of season one Scott.

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Creeper:
In the spirit of Nick's deceased podcast "Nick Creeps on Peeps", record a ~2 minute creep session and include a picture.

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Music:
Write your own version of the Divided By Zero theme song and send it in. The best ones might make it to the show, with credits of course.

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Acting Like A Sister:
Have a movie marathon night in which you watch the unofficial official movies of Divided By Zero, Sister Act and Sister Act 2. Send pictorial or video evidence.

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Power Hour:
Run a power hour game along with DB0, you have to prove you made it all the way through, and that you are legal to do so. We don't need no law suits on our hands.

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Arts and/or Crafts:
Make some art pertaining to a specific episode, or just for the show in general. Send it our way, and we'll put it to good use.

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Be Our Guest:
An honorary badge awarded to people who have made appearances on the show.

Recipients:
Kevin Beahon, Antonio Pacifici, Karlos Kowaleski, Tito Sylvestri, Anthony Sylvestri, Nicholas Sonberger, Mara Magyarosi, Jay Champlin, Jacob Karl, Barb Edbauer, Eileeen Edbauer, Scott Edbauer, Kevin "Flash" Kowaleski, Luke Warzyniec, Max Maher, Mike Babcock, Kristina Birch, Chris Franklin, Jason Decker, Kristy Shook, Jeff "Jiddy" Langlois "Zoz". Chris Schauman, Jeremy Rogers, "The Best" Jim Kremer, Joe Nyeste, Shea Nyeste, Sherrit Gibbon, Joe Gardocki, Tyrae Spears, Chris Masters, Tori Franklin, Jeremy Welker, Brandon Czarnowsky, Kelly Karnesky, Chase Dye, Willie, Meghan Nyeste, June, "Doc", Jeff "Penis" Wisniewsky, Nik Kaldobsky, Kelley Husk, Secil Dortch, Jason Churchman, Chris Husk, Ryan Bardusch, Spencer Maybe, Mike DeVos, Ashley Gray, Alexis Ash, Vincent
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Vag Badge:
Have a vagina? You're gonna need it to earn this badge.

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Beautiful Beard:
It seems our producers have a knack for having luxurious beards adorning their beautiful faces. Show off your fabulous facial, only beards need apply.

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Deep Thoughts:
Dig around real deep and think up a new mantra. Do this is the style of Jack Handy and send it our way.

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Cast Member Death Match:
Do a little write up, or some sort of presentation, declaring your favorite cast member! Subsequently your least favorite will be revealed. Who gets eaten first in a cannibal scenario? Who wins in a battle royal? You choose!

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Gay Crochet:
Are you gay and able to crochet? Prove it!

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Kabrewing:
Every year the bulk of Divided By Zero and their friends go on a trip affectionately referred to as "Kabrewing". You may not know it yet, but YOU'RE INVITED! Bring your ass along for the funnest time ever, and that is said with no exaggeration. Contact us for more information.

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Bat On Fire Supporter:
Our friends with the band Bat On Fire, Karlos and John Kay, make some kick ass music which deserves to be supported. Order an album and show us you did to earn this badge.

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